"WEAR YOUR RAINCOAT TO KEEP OTHERS DRY!"

BIDEN SAYS, "YOU HAVE TO WEAR A RAINCOAT SO OTHERS DON'T GET WET!"

My take on Bye-dan's idiotic proclamation about his new role as your very own M.D. (Medical Dictator)

If you've been following my broadcasts for any time at all, you know this:

• No president can make a law

• No president can tell you what to do

• No president has authority over your health

• No president has authority over your body

This whole thing is a big, fat, stupid joke -- only it isn't funny.